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YOOOOO Happy CNY!
Let us welcome the New Year, wishing everyone a happy, prosperous New Year.... literal translation "YAY IT'S RED POCKET SEASON. LET THE MONEY COME ROLLING IN FOR US KIDDOS! Now... hand over the money."

 Last night at this restaurant we went to for CNY celebrations, they had these Lion Dancers come in for those Lion Dance thingos (obviously).

And the restaurant people gave each table this stick with a piece of lettuce attached to it with a string. I was like, .... lettuce....
And apparently you're supposed to attach a red pocket to the string as well. What the hell has lettuce got to do with any of this?
Anyways, so the people we were with filled 2 red pockets with money, I believe it was 5 - 10 bucks each. That was what got me thinking.

I WANTED TO TROLL THE LION DANCERS. My plan was to draw one of those "troll pedo like" smiley faces on a piece of paper and put it in the red pocket. Even better, I wanted to have this fake $100 note, like, a corner of the note or something so that when the people open it, they would be like... OMG 100 BUCKS, and when they pull it out, there would be the troll face attached! I COULDN'T BLOODY STOP LAUGHING. Even though I didn't actually do it, since I didn't have paper, or a pen. Let alone a fake $100 note.

BUT. I DID TROLL THEM. In a way. If this is even considered "trolling". More like pranking.
Ok, so I pranked them.

So the people who are in those lions use their hands to grab the lettuce and the red pockets. (LOL, I'm still going on about how LETTUCE has nothing to do with this...) Anyways, so they use their hands. So, I decided to coat the lettuce with this sticky Hoi Sin Sauce. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THE PERSON SWORE WHEN HE GRABBED IT. Just some obstacle he must overcome when trying to collect red pockets from people like me.

Next year, I will actually troll the Lion Dancers. I will actually PREPARE to troll them. I'll print off a few troll faces and fake $100 notes. Let that be my new year's resolution ey?

Hehe

OKEY M'DOKEYS

BTW HAPPY CNY.
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