But I do. I could be holding my pen, and two seconds later, I'll go looking for it. I'M SERIOUS.

This applies especially for people. Thanks to my lovely memory, (AND CRAP EYE SIGHT), even if I did see someone I knew from a while back, I WOULDN'T KNOW.

I was in the city the other day, when I bumped into someone who was supposedly a primary school friend. And how was I supposed to know? How did they even recognise me? How could I not recognise them? OK, you can't blame me. I have crap memory. Plus, it was from primary school. That was a long long time ago. 

So, I've been saying that I have the memory of a cow. Obviously since "The Memory of a Cow" sounds good, "Memory of a Goldfish, Memory of a Snail, Memory of a ..... " don't sound as good as "Cow". Ok?

But someone decided to tell me that Cows actually have good memory. sjkdfbksjadfsdkah FINE then. I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A MAGIKARP. Happy now? ;)

UGH. "Memory of a Magikarp" just doesn't flow like the "Memory of a Cow". Just pointing that out.

Okeys, rant over.