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♥January 2012 ♥March 2012 ♥April 2012

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Why can't laptops heat up when you want them to?
OMFG my hands seem like they've just come back from a holiday in Antarctica or something. I can hardly type.

On hot days, I literally need icepacks to keep my computer cool. Now I want the damn lappy to heat up like it usually does. AND IT DOES NOT.

I need a laptop that has adjustable temperature settings. See. I took 3 times longer to type this than I usually would have. MY HANDS ARE SO SO BLOODY COLD. :(

To make myself less guilty for the lack of homework I've done this holidays, let me make an analogy.
I am Enzyme Mouse.
I have come to the conclusion that I am most productive at night after 9pm, on warmish days.
My optimum studying/hwing time is 12-1pm. There. I simply cannot work during the day. Too many distractions.
I am inhibited by cold temperatures.
The internet is a competitive inhibitor.
There.

I've had crap memory as far as I could remember - quite ironic. YOOOOO Happy CNY!
Let us welcome the New Year, wishing everyone a happy, prosperous New Year.... literal translation "YAY IT'S RED POCKET SEASON. LET THE MONEY COME ROLLING IN FOR US KIDDOS! Now... hand over the money."

 Last night at this restaurant we went to for CNY celebrations, they had these Lion Dancers come in for those Lion Dance thingos (obviously).

And the restaurant people gave each table this stick with a piece of lettuce attached to it with a string. I was like, .... lettuce....
And apparently you're supposed to attach a red pocket to the string as well. What the hell has lettuce got to do with any of this?
Anyways, so the people we were with filled 2 red pockets with money, I believe it was 5 - 10 bucks each. That was what got me thinking.

I WANTED TO TROLL THE LION DANCERS. My plan was to draw one of those "troll pedo like" smiley faces on a piece of paper and put it in the red pocket. Even better, I wanted to have this fake $100 note, like, a corner of the note or something so that when the people open it, they would be like... OMG 100 BUCKS, and when they pull it out, there would be the troll face attached! I COULDN'T BLOODY STOP LAUGHING. Even though I didn't actually do it, since I didn't have paper, or a pen. Let alone a fake $100 note.

BUT. I DID TROLL THEM. In a way. If this is even considered "trolling". More like pranking.
Ok, so I pranked them.

So the people who are in those lions use their hands to grab the lettuce and the red pockets. (LOL, I'm still going on about how LETTUCE has nothing to do with this...) Anyways, so they use their hands. So, I decided to coat the lettuce with this sticky Hoi Sin Sauce. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THE PERSON SWORE WHEN HE GRABBED IT. Just some obstacle he must overcome when trying to collect red pockets from people like me.

Next year, I will actually troll the Lion Dancers. I will actually PREPARE to troll them. I'll print off a few troll faces and fake $100 notes. Let that be my new year's resolution ey?

Hehe

OKEY M'DOKEYS

BTW HAPPY CNY.